“Hey, Spock, what do you want on your hot dog?”
“Surprise me.”

“Hey, Spock, what do you want on your hot dog?”

“Surprise me.”

Haha.

Haha.

His name’s like my name!

We’re not wieners!

We discussed this and I said no.

We discussed this and I said no.

ritual-abuse:

Then, on his eighteenth birthday, he was blown up in a silo explosion. During his long recuperation he taught himself to hear and feel pain again.

I love the voices Bart uses when he’s punking the bank.

“Good place for a Denny’s.”

“Good place for a Denny’s.”

Zip code 49007 belongs to Kalamazoo, Michigan.

Zip code 49007 belongs to Kalamazoo, Michigan.

There’s still time. Let’s hug him again.

There’s still time. Let’s hug him again.

This isn’t a belt, it’s a tactical pants-retaining system!

This isn’t a belt, it’s a tactical pants-retaining system!