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According to my Simpsons Fun Calendar, today is Stephen Colbert’s birthday.
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John Elway.
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Soda and candy for all!
“Smithers, this plague doesn’t scare me. I’ve constructed a germ-free chamber for myself. Not a single microbe can get in or out…. Who the devil are you?”
*Don’t panic. Just come up with a good story.*
“My name is Mr. Burns.”
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