Crudely Drawn Filler Material

Come back, zinc! Come back! Zinc! Zinc!

It was all a dream. Thank goodness I still live in a world of telephones, car batteries, hand guns, and many things made of zinc.

Step aside everyone, sensitive love letters are my specialty. “Dear baby, welcome to Dumpsville, population: you.”

Don’t worry, I drew up a little blueprint. Let me walk you through it… This is the door, he goes through that. This is the roof. This happy character here is the sun. He shines down on the house, see?

Dear Baby: Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.

Fiddle-dee-dee.

…FIVE DOLLARS?!…