“You looken sharpen todayen, mein herr.”

“You looken sharpen todayen, mein herr.”

So I can look Uncle Fritz square in the monocle and say “NEIN!”

So I can look Uncle Fritz square in the monocle and say “NEIN!”

“Let me ask you something, does your money cheer you up when you’re feeling blue?” 
“Yes.”
“Okay, bad example.” 

“Let me ask you something, does your money cheer you up when you’re feeling blue?” 

“Yes.”

“Okay, bad example.” 

Snappy.

Snappy.

88% ash, 12% carrots.

88% ash, 12% carrots.

My modus operandi.

My modus operandi.

abloodymess:

Hello Snappy. 

abloodymess:

Hello Snappy. 

andrewlipsky:

“Mr. Simpson? Mr. Simpson!”
“I’m sorry. We were talking about chocolate?”
“That was ten minutes ago!”

andrewlipsky:

“Mr. Simpson? Mr. Simpson!”

“I’m sorry. We were talking about chocolate?”

“That was ten minutes ago!”

The book says we have to make a little small talk before we get down to business. Everyone still alive? You like sports? Ever go dancing?

The book says we have to make a little small talk before we get down to business. Everyone still alive? You like sports? Ever go dancing?

fuckyeahspringfield:

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!

fuckyeahspringfield:

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!

Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I’m so scared! Oooh, the Germans! No! They’re so big and strong! Oh, protect me from the Germans! The Germans…