Crudely Drawn Filler Material

SEE YOU IN HELL, CANDY BOYS!

That’s where cooties come from.

Under the sea…

According to my Simpsons Fun Calendar, today is pro wrestler Rowdy Roddy Piper’s birthday.

EDITOR’S NOTE: I like how Dan reads the word Sasquatch as “Sosquash.”

Precious Venus…

They hibernate in your colon.

The rarest gummi of them all…

See, Lisa? Males aren’t hard to tame. They always follow their video cartridges.

“Where the hell is the candy?!”

“I don’t know.”

“Homer, are all these pockets necessary?”

“They wouldn’t be if you were willing to sit in a hollowed out wheelchair.”