Your character provides the comic relief, like, oh, Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now.

Your character provides the comic relief, like, oh, Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now.

Hahaha.

"The start of television’s second-most exciting season—mid-season—is just 200 exciting seconds away!"
"Door?"
"Locked."
"Phone?"
"Unplugged."
"Dog? Cat?" 
"Taped and corked."
"Isn’t mid-season just a dumping ground for second-rate shows that weren’t good enough for the fall schedule?"
"You’re thinking of all the other years. This year’s shows are classics."
EDITOR’S NOTE: Hannibal did premiere mid-season this year, so mid-season isn’t all bad.

"The start of television’s second-most exciting season—mid-season—is just 200 exciting seconds away!"

"Door?"

"Locked."

"Phone?"

"Unplugged."

"Dog? Cat?"

"Taped and corked."

"Isn’t mid-season just a dumping ground for second-rate shows that weren’t good enough for the fall schedule?"

"You’re thinking of all the other years. This year’s shows are classics."

EDITOR’S NOTE: Hannibal did premiere mid-season this year, so mid-season isn’t all bad.

It’s hard to believe someone that young could have risen to the rank of admiral

It’s hard to believe someone that young could have risen to the rank of admiral

worstsimpsonspageever:

And that’s the end of that chapter.

worstsimpsonspageever:

And that’s the end of that chapter.

"Bart."

It’s a go-kart powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction.

It’s a go-kart powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction.

simpsons-overdose:

Uh-oh, SpaghettiOs!

simpsons-overdose:

Uh-oh, SpaghettiOs!

"Awww, this is the worst party ever."
“Remember that New Year’s Eve party at Lenny’s? He didn’t even have a clock.”

"Awww, this is the worst party ever."

Remember that New Year’s Eve party at Lenny’s? He didn’t even have a clock.”