"Omigod, it’s my hero, Michelle Kwan!"
"You remind me of a young Dorothy Hamill."
"I DIDN’T KNOW YOU COULD TALK!"
According to my Simpsons Fun Calendar, today is the birthday of figure skater and Milhouse’s hero, Michelle Kwan.
The marriage of Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man in Super Bowl XVI:
"I now pronounce you Pac-Man and wife."
Let’s get physical…