“Are you saying Homer Simpson is a liar?”
“Well, we have obtained this footage of him with his pants on fire.”
For I am the Mayor of Albuquerque!
EDITOR’S NOTE: This scene is never shown in syndication. Also, I stopped in Albuquerque once. Saw a roadrunner. Meep-meep!
“Who are you?”
“The ghost of Cesar Chavez.”
“Then why do you look like Cesar Romero?”
“Because joo don’t know what Cesar Chavez looks like.”