“Are you saying Homer Simpson is a liar?”
“Well, we have obtained this footage of him with his pants on fire.”

“Are you saying Homer Simpson is a liar?”

“Well, we have obtained this footage of him with his pants on fire.”

Dear Rat Boy.

For I am the Mayor of Albuquerque!

EDITOR’S NOTE: This scene is never shown in syndication. Also, I stopped in Albuquerque once. Saw a roadrunner. Meep-meep!

“Who are you?”
“The ghost of Cesar Chavez.”
“Then why do you look like Cesar Romero?”
“Because joo don’t know what Cesar Chavez looks like.”

“Who are you?”

“The ghost of Cesar Chavez.”

“Then why do you look like Cesar Romero?”

“Because joo don’t know what Cesar Chavez looks like.”