moochingwarwidows:

Technically, you’d be the cats’ tenants.

moochingwarwidows:

Technically, you’d be the cats’ tenants.

According to Fretful Mother Magazine, if Maggie doesn’t talk by age one we should consider a corrective tongue extender.

According to Fretful Mother Magazine, if Maggie doesn’t talk by age one we should consider a corrective tongue extender.

Krusty is funny.

Krusty is funny.

cseresznyepite:

I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me, I am so great!

cseresznyepite:

I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me, I am so great!

joeschmoeish:

I got that joy joy joy joy down in my heart…

“Where?”
“Down in my heart to staaay! And if the Devil doesn’t like it, he can sit on a tack—”
“Ouch!”
“Sit on a tack!”

joeschmoeish:

I got that joy joy joy joy down in my heart…

“Where?”

“Down in my heart to staaay! And if the Devil doesn’t like it, he can sit on a tack—”

“Ouch!”

“Sit on a tack!”

gosimpsonic:

According to my Simpsons Fun Calendar, today is the late Elizabeth Taylor’s birthday.

The miracle of life.

Can ya help me with my psalms?

Can ya help me with my psalms?

The American, Drederick Tatum, does a triumphant turkey trot over the supine Swede!

The American, Drederick Tatum, does a triumphant turkey trot over the supine Swede!

Can you help me with my psalms?

Can you help me with my psalms?