According to Fretful Mother Magazine, if Maggie doesn’t talk by age one we should consider a corrective tongue extender.
joeschmoeish:
I got that joy joy joy joy down in my heart…
“Where?”
“Down in my heart to staaay! And if the Devil doesn’t like it, he can sit on a tack—”
“Ouch!”
“Sit on a tack!”
Can ya help me with my psalms?
The American, Drederick Tatum, does a triumphant turkey trot over the supine Swede!
Can you help me with my psalms?