Technically, you’d be the cats’ tenants.
According to Fretful Mother Magazine, if Maggie doesn’t talk by age one we should consider a corrective tongue extender.
I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me, I am so great!
I got that joy joy joy joy down in my heart…
“Down in my heart to staaay! And if the Devil doesn’t like it, he can sit on a tack—”
“Sit on a tack!”
According to my Simpsons Fun Calendar, today is the late Elizabeth Taylor’s birthday.