We discussed this and I said no.

Zip code 49007 belongs to Kalamazoo, Michigan.

R.I.P. Joyce Brothers.

cseresznyepite:

“Smithers, this plague doesn’t scare me. I’ve constructed a germ-free chamber for myself. Not a single microbe can get in or out…. Who the devil are you?”

*Don’t panic. Just come up with a good story.*

“My name is Mr. Burns.”

Happy Whacking Day!

I’m going to go do some “whacking” of my own… 

“And a bottle of aspirin, please.”

“The aspirin is $24.95.”

“$24.95?!”

“I lowered the price because an escaped mental patient tampered with the bottle.”

Don’t point that thing at me.

I love I&S’s 1940s designs.

According to Fretful Mother Magazine, if Maggie doesn’t talk by age one we should consider a corrective tongue extender.

That’s my plan.

Look at that hangdog expression. He’s learned his lesson…. Let’s get him a present.

the-simpsons-blog:

Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time. Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that? When daddy hit the referee?