These Krusty-brand balloons are three bucks each. But get a cheap one, and what happens? Goes off! Takes out the eyeballs of every kid in the room! What’s that gonna cost you? Hey, Bill, what did that cost us?

Fitz and Garcia, it’s your turn to sleep in.

Uh oh, time to move: the hole’s getting bigger.

Replace teachers with super-intelligent cyborgs. Or, if cyborgs aren’t invented yet, use people from the neighborhood.

springfield-vs-shelbyville:

The compression and expansion of the longitudinal waves cause the erratic oscillation, you can see it there, of the neighbouring particles.

“Can I play with it?”

“No, you can’t play with it. You won’t enjoy it on as many levels as I do. [Frinkly gibberish] The colors, children! [more Frinkly gibberish]”

EDITOR’S NOTE: I immediately think of this scene every time I have to get up ridiculously early.

McBain, “Let’s Get Silly.”

moviesludge:

The Swimsons

*rimshot*

Another idea for a future episode: Marge’s dad. We know he was in the Navy, worked as a baby photographer and a flight attendant and was probably the reason Patty and Selma started smoking. According to ancillary, non-show materials, his name was Clancy and he died in a freak roller coaster accident, but the show isn’t beholden to that. He could come back and shake up the family a little bit.

According to my Simpsons Fun Calendar, today is Mr. T’s birthday. He played B.A. Baracus.

According to my Simpsons Fun Calendar, yesterday was late actor Jimmy Stewart’s birthday.