Good evening, Edna, I know we were planning to see a film tonight, but instead I’m leaving town forever.

Good evening, Edna, I know we were planning to see a film tonight, but instead I’m leaving town forever.

comefeelmetremble:

My theory is… Skinner likes dog food.

comefeelmetremble:

My theory is… Skinner likes dog food.

“Come on, get to the part where you steal his identity!” 
“I’m trying to explain how emotionally fragile I was.” 
“Oh, it’s one of those stories.”

“Come on, get to the part where you steal his identity!” 

“I’m trying to explain how emotionally fragile I was.” 

“Oh, it’s one of those stories.”

Homer doesn’t mind looking at porn in front of his children.

Homer doesn’t mind looking at porn in front of his children.

Nod suggestively.

EDITOR’S NOTE: I had to make my own caption for that last grab, because even though Skinner calls her “Crabapple,” the DVD captions still read “Krabappel.”