Good evening, Edna, I know we were planning to see a film tonight, but instead I’m leaving town forever.
“Come on, get to the part where you steal his identity!”
“I’m trying to explain how emotionally fragile I was.”
“Oh, it’s one of those stories.”
Homer doesn’t mind looking at porn in front of his children.
EDITOR’S NOTE: I had to make my own caption for that last grab, because even though Skinner calls her “Crabapple,” the DVD captions still read “Krabappel.”