“That place is weird. A man in the bathroom kept handing me towels ‘til I paid him to stop.”
“Shoulda held out longer, boy.”

“That place is weird. A man in the bathroom kept handing me towels ‘til I paid him to stop.”

“Shoulda held out longer, boy.”

TRUFAX: I didn’t get a cellphone until I was 18 and went to college.

TRUFAX: I didn’t get a cellphone until I was 18 and went to college.

dancemesilly:

Silly Squirrel.

New favorite character,

dancemesilly:

Silly Squirrel.

New favorite character,

“I thought you said the law was powerless!”

“Powerless to protect you, not punish you… Mmm, I earned my treat.”

cseresznyepite:

“I want everyone to know, this is Ned Flanders! My friend!”
“What’d he say?”
“I dunno. Something about being gay.”

cseresznyepite:

“I want everyone to know, this is Ned Flanders! My friend!”

“What’d he say?”

“I dunno. Something about being gay.”

Don’t you realize how close you just came to killing yourself?!

Don’t you realize how close you just came to killing yourself?!

Crazy.

Crazy.

“How long is this ad?”

“I don’t know. I’ve never made it to the end.”

I see what you did there…

I love the way Hank delivers Apu’s line, with that weird pause between “Moe’s” and “name.”

I thought it was MacDougal?

I thought it was MacDougal?

Shut up, pee!